you are now approved to be
February 24, 2017 3:39PM
you are now approved to be
a living person.
sign in triplicate and proceed to
masturbate
at leisure.
you will be now be known by your
receipts and
limited-day
warranties.
congratulations,
you are now an approved and
broken
human being.
proceed to gate 3.
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