you are now approved to be

February 24, 2017 3:39PM

you are now approved to be
a living person.

sign in triplicate and proceed to
masturbate
at leisure.

you will be now be known by your
receipts and
limited-day
warranties.

congratulations,
you are now an approved and
broken
human being.

proceed to gate 3.

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