damn...

at the pawn shop

marriage amongst flowers

it's funny because they're flowers

tired

global warming my ass

oh my

hey, what time is it?

yes i am blind

a long story

so it begins

welcome

summer in the city, means cleavage cleavage cleavage

why ghosts are scary

cue porno music

god finally hires a repair-person

why i never!

eek, an *athiest*

Mittens, what would i do without you?

trouble in the bedroom

this is so wrong

this road is long, kermit version

sigh

why we all eventually starve to death

restless

side effects include employment

hang in there kitty!